My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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