There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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