I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
