Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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