i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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