Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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