I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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