I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
