Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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