There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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