dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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