It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Help. Why am I so naked?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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