party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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