very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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