So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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