Me too!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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