Three words: puerto rican gang bang
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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