Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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