So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Randomize
