Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
