My brain says no but my pants say off.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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