Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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