Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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