Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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