"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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