i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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