My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm bleeding and have questions
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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