Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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