the new term for farting is butt boxing.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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