her vagine was all disorganized.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
