What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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