Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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