Its about making memories worth repressing
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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