she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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