My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have post one night stand depression
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