The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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