Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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