She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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