butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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