Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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