I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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