Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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