I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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