i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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