sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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