This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
