what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
