How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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