i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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