i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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