She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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