You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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