Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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